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Lambchop
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Breathe Deep
Lyricist:Kurt F Wagner
The clerk smiled as she saw The same nut pick up A personal size grocery basket And head down aisle two
She smiled because periodically This guy would return With his basket full of glade Lock and hold room freshener and deodorizer
It's a deodorizer that works On the same principle as a bug bomb Simply push down on a button Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com And it fills the room with a scented fog
The man would buy only about Five or six cans at a time He'd been coming in for about five weeks now
Sometimes he would come in twice a week He seemed like a normal guy He was kind of balding in his mid thirties Wearing a black leather jacket
And he was always so damn dusty Something soft about his features [Incomprehensible]makeup but it was really just dust He paid with a twenty and said thank you and left
The man returned home He took the glade from the worthless little plastic sack He placed one on the rug, one on the end table One on the window sill, one under the TV One by the air conditioner
This might seem unusual Except for the fact that his entire apartment Was just filled with them
Every room on every surface He figured he had about sixty of them in all Each one's nozzle's poised at the ready
He sighed and opened a beer He started to push down the lock And hold buttons on the canisters
Slowly filling the room Working his way from the dining room into the den Each room filling with a multi-scented fog
Desert bloom, evergreen Misty rose, fresh lemon Regular and unscented
Potpourri, wild oak, petunia Ocean mist, musk, hazel wood Irish nights, sandal wood, rain forest
Country kitchen, natural prevention Orange blossom, Indian summer And holiday candle
Calmly he sat on the couch Spilt his beer and closed his eyes Calmly he sat on the couch Spilt his beer and closed his eyes
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