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Eddie From Ohio( EFO )
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Tommy the Canexican (Live)
Tommy the Canexican Vancouver-dwelling Mexican Staying with his next of kin and writing those bad checks again Old Hudson, he protects his men but makes them scrub those decks again A mad first mate stands next to him it's Tommy the Canexican
Traveling round with his moose and donkey He's part Third World with a twist of honkey A dashing mix, but don't get him wrong 'cause he's Tommy the Canexican
He likes hockey and he likes soccer He thinks real slow, but a really fast talker Selena's long gone, but Celine needs a stalker like Tommy the Canexican
Got a brother Jose, another named Darryl one wears a poncho, the other warm apparel both sing a Spanish 'Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald' for Tommy the Canexican
One likes Dos Equis, the other likes Molsons One liked Nader, the other Pat Paulson Both have a crush on those twins called the Olsons must be cuz they're Canexican
Tommy the Canexican Vancouver-dwelling Mexican Staying with his next of kin and writing those bad checks again ferrigno showed his pecs to win Imagine if he flexed at him The Yukon becomes Texas when there's Tommy the Canexican
He eats tacos and he eats bacon five degrees removed from actor Kevin Bacon He's got seven sisters but all of them are taken by Tommy the Canexican
He's got no trouble goin north of the border Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com but crossin to the South he needs a court order A foosball table, anybody got a quarter? ask Tommy the Canexican
Tommy the Canexican Vancouver-dwelling Mexican Buys his old dog, Rex, a gin But a good canine rejects a sin A fat man goes off dexatrim and gets a bad complex again he might squeeze in his Lexus and there's Tommy the Canexican
He fronts a 5 piece from North of Seattle stuffed 'em in a van and drove 'em like cattle outside Toronto, they heard something rattle so they rented a VW Vanagon
He likes girl drinks with a garnish and umbrella he'll cut himself off when he turns greenish-yella he'll pass you the check, what a really swell fella that Tommy the Canexican
Tommy the Canexican Vancouver-dwelling Mexican The Great White North- the next heaven to Tommy the Canexican
A cute little brown canuk singing sensation really stands out in the church congregation confuses the hell out of U.S. Immigration Just cuz he's Canexican
His family up North have snow that's the truest his family down South have skies that are bluest They'd be a lot closer if it t'weren't for the U.S. Poor Tommy the Canexican
Canada's dollar is droppin real low but it's still doin better than the old peso If Menudo ever sang with B.T.O then Tommy'd be in heaven
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