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Alaska Thunderfuck
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Ughh It's merry christmas time again Oh man! My parents just don't understand...
I wanted a girl talk But they got me a Jenga I wanted a Nintendo But they got me a Sega I opened that unveloped What the heck?! Grandma just gave me a Five dollars check Ughh
CHRISTMAS SUCKS! CHRISTMAS SUCKS! Wanna bet me a bitch You a million bucks CHRISTMAS SUCKS! CHRISTMAS SUCKS! Don't mess with me I don't give a Damn
(CHRISTMAS SUCKS! CHRISTMAS SUCKS! Wanna bet me a bitch You a million bucks CHRISTMAS SUCKS! CHRISTMAS SUCKS! Don't mess with me I don't give a damn)
Trucks and Trains and Tank Toys I don't want that junk That stuff's for boys Barbie Dolls Barbie Dolls All I ever ever wanted Was Barbie Dolls
Skipper, Tracy, Christie, Stacy I'm feeling so shameless Like William H missing I might be snails And popy tails But I like big hair And I like long Nails
CHRISTMAS SUCKS! Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com CHRISTMAS SUCKS! Wanna bet me a bitch You a million bucks CHRISTMAS SUCKS! CHRISTMAS SUCKS! Don't mess with me I don't give a Damn
(CHRISTMAS SUCKS! CHRISTMAS SUCKS! Wanna bet me a bitch You a million bucks CHRISTMAS SUCKS! CHRISTMAS SUCKS! Don't mess with me I don't give a damn)
Oh my goodness What is that glowing heavenly light over the (?) snow sky? - It's me Alaska You got the christmas presents And I'm here to tell you a little something about your situation, sweetheart Girl! Why are you complaining? You're not in India starving It's not like you don't have nothing Your (?) is alarming You got some parents that love you A (?) So lucky that you got a roof above you Christmas is cold, so get into (?)
CHRISTMAS ROCKS CHRISTMAS ROCKS Look, I've just got A pair of two socks CHRISTMAS Rocks CHRISTMAS ROCKS I can even make a four out the box
CHRISTMAS ROCKS CHRISTMAS ROCKS Wanna bet me a bitch You a million bucks Thank you mom and Dad I can really decide Cause after all Christmas really isn't so bad
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